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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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  • Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.

    He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, “Are Banta Singh!

    What the heck‘s going‘ on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?“ Scared Banta replies. “Yeah, but you‘ve got a *driver.* “


  • A Sardar received an invitation, to a party
    which said “Black Tie Only�!!
    When he went to the party he was surprised to
    find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
    as well !!!!

  • A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he‘s made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last
    compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what‘s been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar “I‘m
    sorry, I can‘t do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member“.

  • Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh‘s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa‘s family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he‘d worn the day Santa died. “You know,“ he said, “Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven‘t read it, but knowing Santa, I‘m sure there‘s a word of inspiration there for us all.“ He unfolded the note and read aloud, “You‘re standing on my oxygen tube!“

  • A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don‘t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.“ Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The American, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don‘t know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don‘t know the answer, I will pay you $500.“

    This catches the Sardarji‘s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question: “What‘s the distance from the earth to the moon?“ The Sardarji doesn‘t say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

    “Okay,“ says the American, “your turn“.

    He asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?“ The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences……..no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

    After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

    The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, “Well, what‘s the answer?“ Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.